February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
Walking out of a store after not buying anything...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
most-awkward-moments:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
How to comfort a crying friend
